Emily spends her days going back in forth between the desert and mountains of Arizona, writing and teaching make-believe stories. She is a decent adult who spends way too much time reading more than she writes and binge watching more than she works. Her friends note she is a historian who puts all her knowledge to good use only in cheap bar trivia and a creative writer who just wants the vampire trend to come back in style. If you want her attention, bring lemon bars and talk about your first encounter with a baby goat.