Sisters are genetically gifted to you as the optimum best friend choice.

  1. Your mom’s grocery shopping caused you to like the same snacks.
  2. Nothing depicts friendship compatibility more so than corresponding snack preferences.
  3. You basically have guaranteed Maid-Of-Honor privileges.
  4. Anything and everything that you own is a shared commodity.
  5. It is your closet times two.
  6. You will actually wage in world wars over this matter on a fairly regular basis, yet the borrowing continues.
  7. If you wear even remotely the same size as your sister, and you don’t want something to be worn, it must be padlocked in a safe.
  8. But sisters always know your goofy passwords anyway, so that probably won’t work.
  9. Nothing you could ever do in front of her could feel embarrassing in the slightest.
  10. She loves your pets just as much as you do.
  11. Your sister literally knows everything about you; therefore she knows how to provide you with immaculate advice.
  12. You have to take each other’s crap.
  13. Being sisters is like having the highest level of bitchiness insurance that you can possibly obtain.
  14. Neither of you are going to go anywhere.
  15. Accurately portraying the insanity of your family dynamic to anyone other than each other is an impossible feat.
  16. You also have a faithful companion to take on that insanity with at the various family functions that you both are required to attend.
  17. By “take on” I mean you have someone to eat a lot of baked goods with while you try to dodge awkward conversations about “how big you are now.”
  18. You both are experts at helping each other get ready. It’s been that way since you first learned about the existence of braids.
  19. Your natural sibling rivalry causes you to each motivate the other to work harder.
  20. Sisters already know everything weird there is to know about you.
  21. When you were kids, and even now, no one can ever understand how to play your favorite games like she does.
  22. No one else really appreciates the movies you like or songs you listen to together either.
  23. They have no respect for your “Weekend At Bernie’s” marathons.
  24. Or what ever other abstract activities that you two like to do together.
  25. You’ve been cuddling since you were children, so you’re professionals at it.
  26. Growing up together most likely caused you to have a lot of similar interests.
  27. You’re going to get to be aunts for each other’s children one day.
  28. Aunts are the absolute coolest.
  29. You’ve experienced all of your weird fashion stages together.
  30. You can be screaming obscenities at each other in one instance and laughing the next.
  31. Let’s face it, you used to pull each other’s hair when you fought, you’ve seen worse times. Most altercations can be regarded as minor.
  32. You never have to explain memories from your childhood to them.
  33. It was their childhood too.
  34. So, when you reach into the deepest corners of your brain and find these little memories or funny stories, you have someone to share that with.
  35. She brings about those moments for you as well. It seems like half of the recollections from your youth are stored in her mind and half in yours.
  36. You can move thousands of miles away from each other, but you’ll still always end up in the same place for each holiday.
  37. She has served as a helpful alliance against your parents during each of your teenage angst phases.
  38. If she supported you in that war, you can combat anything together.
  39. Your life has just been one giant sleepover with each other.
  40. A sister is hardwired to defend you.
  41. You can brawl with each other all that you please, but once someone else steps in against your sister, they better prepare for annihilation.
  42. There’s a pretty good chance she could give you a kidney.
  43. What is better than being best friends with those that can offer you valuable organs if need be?
  44. She has really high expectations for you and would never allow you to settle for less than you deserve.
  45. She always seem to be around when you are in need of a late-night venting session or some Netflix binge therapy.
  46. She’s constantly there to guide you, be honest with you, and hold you tightly through all of the ever-changing phases of your lives.
  47. A best friend is the other half of your heart. That isn’t the case with sisters. This is because you are one heart.

This post is dedicated to my sister Morgan. My heart forever beats with yours and my love for you is infinite. May our days together be long and filled with an overabundance of crappy movies and inside jokes.



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  • ruqaiyyahalmar
    Posted April 14, 2014 9:23 am 0Likes

    Reblogged this on The diaries 2.0 and commented:
    S/o to my Sister and my best friend Sasha this is for you!

  • charlottesw0rld
    Posted April 14, 2014 10:49 pm 0Likes

    Reblogged this on .

  • emmamacgee
    Posted April 15, 2014 1:08 am 0Likes

    Been missing my sister a lot recently. Made me smile to read this
    xo poopyhead

  • emmamacgee
    Posted April 15, 2014 1:10 am 0Likes

    Reblogged this on (Press) Play and commented:
    Been missing my sister a lot recently. Made me smile to read this.
    xo poopyhead

  • roz
    Posted April 17, 2014 12:14 am 0Likes

    My mom passed away from Breast Cancer in 1952 she was 35 and suffered 2 yrs. Passed when I was 7 ( my younger sister was 2, my older sister was 11). We know each other like a book.We all slept in same bed till my dad remarried 7 yrs later. Now we are 63, me 68 ( a BC survivor 33 yrs from stage 4. I Had modified radical mastectomy in 1981 & 82 after it metastasized to my lungs )and my older sis is 72.( she is also BC survivor 5 yrs. and she had a lumpectomy).We talk on the phone 2-3 times a day. Due to illness of my hubby I have not seen them in 3 yrs.They are my rocks,my go to and tell everything. They are both teachers. We support one another NO secrets ever.

    • Terra
      Posted May 30, 2014 6:25 am 0Likes

      God bless you all

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